Old age it seems is taking toll
As I sit here on the bowl
I always ponder sometimes dote
How come it is that some poop floats

Why I wonder does some poop sink
Is that because it often stinks?
Some poop is curved some long and straight
Sometimes it’s hard to poop of late

But in the end when all’s said and done
I’m off the bowl and gotta run
I turn around without a hush
Say goodbye and simply flush